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MAIDEN, n. A young person of the unfair sex addicted to clewless conduct and views that madden to crime. The genus has a wide geographical distribution, being found wherever sought and deplored wherever found. The maiden is not altogether unpleasing to the eye, nor (without her piano and her views) insupportable to the ear, though in respect to comeliness distinctly inferior to the rainbow, and, with regard to the part of her that is audible, bleating out of the field by the canary -- which, also, is more portable..... Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary", 1911

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Today's Classic Love Poem

  Rescue Your True Love from the evil dragon. (Amusing game testing your skills with Cupid's love arrows.)

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The sexual sphere is one in which many men and women tend to judge the opposite sex as not being OK. Most making such judgments would feel better and be happier if they adopted some of the opposite sex's ideas about sex. .....from the self help book, Be Your Own Therapist.

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Daily romantic quotes give us a reminder of our loving natures which we too often forget in our daily internet activities. Take a few deep breaths, relax and enjoy these love quotes from this archive of classic romantic love quotations.

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