DAILY QUICK QUIP:Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Darwin- "Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads."
Thought of the Day: Cato the Elder...After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
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TODAY'S WOMAN'S QUIP: Apple - Typically a device to seduce men, usually equipped with a display screen
