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DAILY QUICK QUIP:Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup; Advantages: Well-behaved, irons own shirts; Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

Thought of the Day:    Charles de Gaulle when a reporter asked him if he was happy... What do you take me for, an idiot?

 
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TODAY'S WOMAN'S QUIP: Q: What happens every time a man unzips his pants? A: His brains fall out!

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