DAILY QUICK QUIP:Why Chocolate is better than Sex 1. It melts in your mouth, not in your hand 2. You can have chocolate all weekend long and still walk straight on Monday
Thought of the Day: George Saunders, dying words... Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
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TODAY'S WOMAN'S QUIP: Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him .... do you think we'll ever find them? He said ... I don't know kid .... there are so many places they can hide.