Humorous/Funny Quotes

 

Welcome to the funny quote page, featuring humorous short quotes about life. The humor is never raunchy, but tends to be amusing, ironic, or a play on words. Other quotation pages here at zdaily are also often humorous takes on the vagaries of life. Two humorous/funny quotes are below... today's and yesterday's. Enjoy! Einstein Funny Quotes

Humorous/Funny Quote
Rodney Dangerfield My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. Rodney Dangerfield

Yesterday's
Humorous Quote
Groucho Marx "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Groucho Marx

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