Welcome to the funny quote page, featuring humorous short quotes about life. The humor is never raunchy, but tends to be amusing, ironic, or a play on words. Other quotation pages here at zdaily are also often humorous takes on the vagaries of life. Two humorous/funny quotes are below... today's and yesterday's. Enjoy! Einstein Funny Quotes
Humorous/Funny Quote
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. Gore Vidal
Yesterday's Humorous Quote
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic Lily Tomlin
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. Gore Vidal
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic Lily Tomlin