Welcome to the funny quote page, featuring humorous short quotes about life. The humor is never raunchy, but tends to be amusing, ironic, or a play on words. Other quotation pages here at zdaily are also often humorous takes on the vagaries of life. Two humorous/funny quotes are below... today's and yesterday's. Enjoy!
Humorous/Funny Quote
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill
Yesterday's Humorous Quote
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." Zsa Zsa Gabor
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." Zsa Zsa Gabor