Humorous/Funny Quotes

 

Welcome to the funny quote page, featuring humorous short quotes about life. The humor is never raunchy, but tends to be amusing, ironic, or a play on words. Other quotation pages here at zdaily are also often humorous takes on the vagaries of life. Two humorous/funny quotes are below... today's and yesterday's. Enjoy! Einstein Funny Quotes

Humorous/Funny Quote
Rodney Dangerfield "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out." Rodney Dangerfield

Yesterday's
Humorous Quote
Ellen De Generes In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better Ellen De Generes

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