Welcome to the funny quote page, featuring humorous short quotes about life. The humor is never raunchy, but tends to be amusing, ironic, or a play on words. Other quotation pages here at zdaily are also often humorous takes on the vagaries of life. Two humorous/funny quotes are below... today's and yesterday's. Enjoy! Einstein Funny Quotes
Humorous/Funny Quote
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out Dolly Parton
Yesterday's Humorous Quote
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out Dolly Parton
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill