Welcome to the funny quote page, featuring humorous short quotes about life. The humor is never raunchy, but tends to be amusing, ironic, or a play on words. Other quotation pages here at zdaily are also often humorous takes on the vagaries of life. Two humorous/funny quotes are below... today's and yesterday's. Enjoy! Einstein Funny Quotes|
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better Ellen De Generes|
Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!" Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober Winston Churchill
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