Welcome to the funny quote page, featuring humorous short quotes about life. The humor is never raunchy, but tends to be amusing, ironic, or a play on words. Other quotation pages here at zdaily are also often humorous takes on the vagaries of life. Two humorous/funny quotes are below... today's and yesterday's. Enjoy! Einstein Funny Quotes
Humorous/Funny Quote
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height. Woody Allen
Yesterday's Humorous Quote
"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign. George W Bush
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height. Woody Allen
"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign. George W Bush