Today's Thought: W.C. Fields... I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
DAILY QUICK QUIP:Famous last words: 1. It should be ok to swim in. 2.It's supposed to make that noise. 3. It doesn't *look* like the bridge is out. 4. The boss won't mind.
Daily Church Quip
The chairman of the pastor search committee informed the congregation: "Next Sunday our visiting preacher will be the Rev. Bill Oaks. If you would like to see the other preachers, you will find them hanging in the vestibule."