Today's Thought: Fred Allen... A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
DAILY QUICK QUIP:How to Dominate Your Man: Return his phone calls after a delay -- if at all -- to show him who's in charge. When you do call him, don't feel obligated to stop talking with whomever is in the room with you.
Daily Church Quip
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.