Today's Thought: Henry David Thoreau...Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!
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Daily Church Quip
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Baptist ones."